June 2013
beep beep friends
When your celebrity crush explains what they want in a relationship:
WHEN I MET MY BOYFRIENDS EX FOR THE FIRST TIME
BEFORE I WAS LIKE:
AND AFTER I WAS LIKE:
my brother is 21 years old and a chef in a 5 star restaurant and he still has dinosaur shaped chicken nuggets for dinner every night so dont let anybody tell you how to live your life
A French Artist dressed classical sculptures as hipsters and this is how they turned out
Note: The models of the sculptures were used for the project not the real ones.
i called my grandpa to wish him a happy 69th birthday and he said, “I skipped straight to 70. I don’t do 69 anymore, I’m too old to bend that way” and started laughing hysterically
grandpa
once my sister was eating pop rocks on my bed and spilled some but forgot to clean it up and apparently some pop rocks got on my pillow bc in the middle of the night i happened to drool and i swear to fucking god there is nothing more terrifying than having pop rocks exploding all up in your face when you are asleep
eat spicy food while pregnant. your baby will become a fire mage. yes i am a doctor
I’m sorry but did I just hear that women who were impregnated from being raped cannot get an abortion and could ultimately get arrested for “tampering with evidence”??? No fuck you my uterus is not going to be used as “evidence” for your investigation unless I tell you it can. Bloody hell.
Our local animal rehab center just posted pics of this owl who got rescued
And I really can’t with him
oh my god
What even
They tried to make me go to rehab
I said no, no, no
i never realize how much i swear until i’m in a situation where i can’t
“I’m gonna like this post so I can find it later.”
